Vegetarian Burrito: Guarantee to make your mouth water mmm

You'll need: Cucumber, Tomato, Garlic, 2 eggs, Celery, Salt, Pepper, Italian seasoning, a hint of  Alfafa, Imitation crab meat, and mushrooms.
Slice n dice em all and throw em( except for the alfafa) in a bowl, But beat the egg first of course. then add all and mix thoroughly. While doing that heat pan with EVOO.
Add mixture into hot pan. sautee til the egg is not... gooey.

THENN... take out. Heat up flour tortilla in microwave for 20 seconds and sprinkle cheese onto tortilla and alfafa then add then add the mixture in.. roll that burrito and voilla. YUMMS.

If I wasnt sucha crap-ass writer I would write it better.. but eh. It's simple. Not so hard. and it's a less than 10 minute meal :]